🔥 Peri Peri Grill: A Sizzling Review 🔥

 Listen, I knew I was in for a good time when I saw “Peri Peri” in the name, but what I didn’t expect was to walk out of there full, satisfied, and slightly questioning my life choices after spending $20+ on fast-casual food. 💸 But hey, let’s talk about the meal before I start a petition for more reasonable prices. 

The Food: 

I went with the Rice Bowl (Lemon & Herb Basmati Rice + Peri Peri Chicken) for a cool $12.39 (which, for that price, I was expecting Gordon Ramsay to personally hand-deliver it to my table). But you know 

what? It slapped. 👏 The chicken was juicy, the peri peri spice had me in a whole relationship, and the basmati rice? Fluffy, flavorful, and vibing with my taste buds. They even threw in fresh greens, making me feel healthy while inhaling half a chicken. 🥗

Then came the Hummus & Pita ($8.39)—listen, I love a good hummus moment, but nearly nine dollars for some blended chickpeas and bread? Be so for real. 😭 That being said… it was thick, creamy, and perfectly seasoned. The pita was warm, soft, and fluffy—like a little carbohydrate cloud sent from heaven. Did I still question my financial decisions? Yes. Did I regret them? Not really.

The Drinks:

Okay, so here’s where things got interesting. Instead of the usual Coca-Cola fountain situation, they have their own line of sodas. Weird. But in a good way? I got the Root Beer soda, and I swear it tasted… healthy? Like, it wasn’t just corn syrup and regret—it had a natural sweetness, a little vanilla punch, and none of that “I can feel my teeth decaying” aftertaste. I respect that. 🫡

Final Verdict:

✅ Food? Delicious.

✅ Portion size? Medium Huge.

✅ Feeling of guilt after spending this much? Also huge. 😭

Would I come back? Yes, but I might need to sell a kidney first. 🫀💰 If you’re down for a fresh, flavorful, slightly overpriced meal that’ll leave you stuffed, Peri Peri Grill is the spot. Just be ready to drop some cash and sip on a “healthy” soda while questioning why you just spent $20+ on chicken and rice. 😅🔥